Asshole - Still a fucking clown, "Hello children, it's me ! Asshole the Clown, with my fabled fucking sidekick, Fistey !
Fistey - Still a sock, "Greetings, tiny descendants of plebeian worms ! Today we're going to learn a valuable lesson."
Asshole - "Oh God."
Fistey - To the clown, "I'll fucking kill you in your sleep."
Asshole - "I know." Takes a drink. "Over and over again inside, whenever I close my eyes ... "
Fistey - "That's right." Back to the camera, "And that valuable lesson, comes today in the form of ... "
Asshole - "A bucket of water."
Fistey - "And the shape of ... "
Asshole - "A fucking bird to carry the water."
Both together - "Wonderclown powers, activate."
The fists connect to a fast glowing glare to the sound of an eagle and some sloshing water fading out.
