Asshole (covered in feathers) - "Is this the kind of message we really want to be giving our children ?"
Fistey (wet) - "Absolutely, plebeian worm-spawn of ignorance."
Asshole - "Missing left sock."
Fistey - In shock ... "In your fucking sleep."
Asshole - "I know." Drinks. "But not tonight ... "
...
Fistey - "What ?"
