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Fistey - "Did you watch that movie ?"
Asshole - "I didn't watch that movie no."
Fistey - "Fuck."
Asshole - "Why is the lady a river ?"
Fistey - "I think the river is a lady."
Asshole - "Huh. So is that today's lesson ?"
Fistey - "Sure !" Looking behind the clown, "So is that a chainsaw ?"
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Asshole - "No." Drinks.