Asshole - Incessantly a fucking clown, "Hello children, it's me ! Asshole the Clown. With my fabled fucking sidekick, Fistey !"
Fistey - Because a sock is a sock, "Hello assorted box of delicious humans. today we're going to learn a valuable lesson." ... Looks to asshole, he takes a drink.
Asshole - "What ?"
Fistey - Furrows his sock-brows suspiciously and returns to the camera. "And that ... valuable lesson ... comes in the form of ... "
Asshole
- Smashes the bottle, "A fucking chainsaw you demonic son of a bitch."
Foot down on the back, he pulls the cord and picks it up.
Fistey - "I Knew it ! You were hiding a chainsaw this whole time ! ... Asshole."