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The intern with a bloody sock puppet still dripping down her arm and not looking so good herself, sitting on a bale of hay next to a severed hand with the sound of some asshole clown getting dragged off laughing mad fading in the background.

Intern - "Hello ... ?  I ... intern here ... ?"  Swaying a bit, "I don't feel so good."  Looks at the sock and laughs, "And this is my new friend !  He's a sock."

Fistey - "Hello children !  Today we're going to learn a valuable lesson.  About community."

Intern - "Aw.  That is good !"

Fistey - "That's right.  Fistey is good.  And that valuable lesson comes in the form of, a multicultural merging of worlds, coming together, and helping each other !"

Intern - "Wow ... that's so cool ... who am I again ?"

Fistey - "We'll think of a name."

Intern - "oh"