Intern - "Hey kids, it's been fun but it's time to go now."
Fistey - Wide eyed and smoking a cigarette, " ... holy ... fuck ... "
Intern - "Smiles to the sock, "Hmm." And back to the camera, "I think we learned a valuable lesson today."
Fistey - "teach me baby. i'm a dirty sock."
Intern - "And that is, never stroke your demons." She looks at the sock, the sock shudders, "Make your demons stroke you." Sudden wide smile, she waves to the last pan out, "Goodnight children ! And we, will see you, in Hell."
The studio filling with the cast for a sixties dance party through the credits, cut with all the series nemeses approaching each other as it was onscreen, before breaking into go-go dance offs in absolute if not menacing seriousness.
In the studio they start bumping into each other, an elbow here, stomped toe there, gradually erupting into a full on brawl. The dance offs rage on ...
Ending with the Intern and Fistey's evil under-lit eyes watching the last of the beatings in a pile on the floor, fade out to the sound of punching meat.
(after credits)
In Felicia's living room, the satisfied smiles and nods after the writer's cut ends. 'Mm-hm mm-hm'.
Dad - "Mm. That was a good one. Hey what'd you say your name was ? Agent ... ?"
Babysitter - "Geneva. Your new babysitter."
~ A look from Mom.Evil
tries starting the jump dive, it whirs useless. She looks at the alien
duo, they look back with a shrug. View out the window and into
the black of the Abyss, she hisses "Vengeance".
While in that darkness Juliet ignites the Dildo Blade ... an evil laugh before it extinguishes leaving dripping red letters ~
~ X O ~
coming soon
(the intern laughs)
