Some fucking clown sitting on bails of hay - "Hey kids, it's me ! Asshole the Clown. With my fabled fucking sidekick, Fistey !"
Fistey (a sock puppet with a dumb voice) - "Hello cretins ! Today we're going to learn a valuable lesson."
Asshole - Taking a drink, "The Hell we are ... "
Fistey - A slow turn to stare, "Do we need to have another conversation about who runs this clown ass outfit ?"
Asshole - "I swear to God one day I'm gonna to cut you off."
Fistey - "You haven't got the guts."
Asshole - "Pfff ... "
Fistey - Clears sock throat, "And that 'Valuable Lesson' ... " Stares at the clown ... then back, "comes in the form, of a very important historical documentary about how it's All. Your. Fault."
Asshole - "Word."
(curtain slams shut)
